The Salvation Army Does Equal A Secret Service.

Joe might be smarter than you think with this one. Just like in Star Wars, he is telling you the truth from a certain point of view.

In the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus said, “But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you” (Matthew 6:3–4).

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Joe Biden confuses Salvation Army for Secret Service

'He is so unwell': Joe Biden confuses Salvation Army for Secret Service - Sky News Australia