Receive a prophet and receive a prophet’s reward. One of the things a prophet tended to be rewarded within the bible was the crown of martyrdom. Be careful what you ask for.
The Nutcase Prophet
The Nutcase Prophet is a full kamikaze prophet. Of note, kamikaze means divine wind or spirit wind and these prophets can be just as suicidal and not care who they take with them. Like any good shapeshifter, these prophets can operate as a machine gun or shotgun and as an 'I am a prophet'. Their real go-to annoying habit is adding their two cents of prophetic dribble with hindsight to a large-scale event.
If you need to hear the voice of the Lord or some spiritual prophetic insight after watching the Super Bowl with that pseudo-demonic halftime show. A Nutcase Prophet has got your back. If you need to know what God is saying when Sponge-bob does not win an Academy Award at the Oscars. If you need to know the spiritual significance of any blockbuster movie or TV series. These guys have you covered.
In any event, it is done in hindsight for this prophet. Yep, a Nutcase Prophet loves looking at events in hindsight and then giving you their prophetic interpretation. Often their interpretation is a form of bible pattern recognition. If it’s raining let’s go to the Nutcase Prophet – You know rain in the bible was a sign of God’s blessing. If somebody is holding a blue stick of destiny. The Nutcase Prophet – Just as the magicians threw down their rods and they became snakes. Moses threw down his rod which turned into a snake that ate up their snakes. The Lord would say he will destroy your enemies.
Bible pattern recognition of an event just makes you a storyteller of a story that has already been told. Try telling a Nutcase Prophet that or asking for the prophetic before it happens, seriously you're just being ridiculous. That was my cue for the bible pattern recognition verse of the day. ERV(Easy To Read Version) Amos 3:7 “When the Lord God decides to do something, he will first tell his servants, the prophets.”
The I Am A Prophet, Prophet
The I Am A Prophet, Prophet is the prophet that runs around telling everybody they are a prophet because it's almost like nobody else would believe they're a prophet unless they did not remind you ten times a day. Often accompanied by “God told me” or “The Lord told me” in high repeating numbers. They are as annoying as mosquitoes when trying to sleep. Often praying on the good nature and tolerance of Christians who might try to give people the benefit of the doubt. The high repetitive numbers of sayings like “The Lord Told Me” are a type of brainwashing as they seek to form peer pressure groups. In terms of the bible, I can’t think of any prophets in the bible who constantly or even call themselves a prophet. Though I might be wrong.
The Shotgun Prophet
The Shotgun Prophet does not release as many prophetic words as the Machine Gun Prophet but their words have a general feel about them and could easily be applied to more than one scenario. Often are a reflection or a type of paraphrase of the accompanying scripture verses. The thing about doing a type of paraphrase of scripture and calling yourself a prophet and a prophetic word is nuts.
Scripture is a type of prophetic all by itself. I am going to say that again, Scripture is a type of prophetic all by itself. Yet some of these generalized words around scripture are matched to news events by themselves or their almost cult-like followers. They seem to be always looking to create credibility for a type of constant reinforcement addictive fix that we have or we are a prophet.
The Machine Gun Prophet
The Machine Gun Prophet is a so-called prophet who has put out so many prophetic words both for and against. They can just play matchy-matchy, pull out a plum past prophetic word, and say what a good prophet am I?